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So with the speculation of Walsh being Emma’s (fake?) boyfriend and more importantly, a FLYING MONKEY, we’ve been making a lot of monkey jokes in chat. Share yours here….cause we just can’t monkey around enough.
Warning Signs Emma should have noticed about Walsh but didn’t:
1) He tried to peel and eat her yellow car2) His favorite game is “Monkey in the Middle”
3) He looks so sad when they’re at the zoo in the primate section
4) He prefers tuxedos (aka monkey suits)
5) They ordered banana splits, but he asked for just the banana
6) He keeps talking about his curious friend George
7) His favorite band was the Monkees
8) He keeps asking if Henry wants to go to the park so they can play on the monkey bars
9) The only family he mentions is an uncle
10) His favorite Disney character is King Louie, and his cell phone ring is a clip of “I want to be like you”
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11) He once tried to groom Emma and look for bugs
12) Emma has to constantly tell him to watch out for trees, watch out for that–BOOM. Walsh walks into a tree
13) He has a fondness for men in yellow hats
"He was a lot of things to me" "The only conclusion was love"14) His favorite story is Journey to the West, which stars Sun Wukong (The Monkey King).
15) He’s a fan of the Dragon Ball anime and manga franchise, which is loosely based on Journey to the West.
16) His favorite songs include “The Ape Man” and “Day-O (The Banana Boat Song)”
17) He wears a yellow raincoat when there’s rain.
18) He and Henry play the Monkey Island video game series together.19) He doesn’t just want to be hook’s best friend… He wants to be his prime mate 😛 get it? You all got it!
"I could have the giant duck as my steed!" --Daniel Radcliffe
Keeper Of Tamara's Taser , Jafar's Staff, Kitsis’s Glasses , Ariel’s Tail, Dopey's Hat , Peter Pan’s Shadow, Outfit, & Pied Cloak,Red Queen's Castle, White Rabbit's Power To World Hop, Zelena's BroomStick, & ALL MAGIC20. He annoying jumps up and down on Emma’s bed even though he continually falls off and bumps his head
21. He’s a big tipper at the NYC monkey street performer show.
22. He has an affinity for quoting ‘See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil.’
23. When Walsh gets mad he goes bananas.
24. He’s very eager to check Henry’s hair for life.
25. He likes monkeying around with Emma.
All magic comes with a price!
Keeper of Felix
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