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“Just how many spells have you been trying out, Emma?” said Charming.
Emma shrugged sheepishly.
“Please tell me you didn’t take a cue from Fantasia!” said Snow “I think you may need to hold back on the Disney movies for a while!”[adrotate group="5"]*Stomping her feet*
“Aww, mom! That is not fair at all! Since magic came around I am not allowed to do anything fun! If I can’t watch Disney, what can I watch?”
Charming is still standing perched on his chair almost fell over in seeing his adult daughter start to have what could be a tantrum and yells at Emma “Stop watching Disney and listen to your mother and eat your ratfood for breakfast like your son and mother.”
“Isn’t anyone going to do anything about my mom’s mop problem?” asked Henry shyly, trying to keep the calm in the household.
Emma nodded and gave Charming and Snow an apologetic look.
“I have to help. I am the savior after all. Wanna come kid?”
Henry decided a dancing mop would be an excellent diversion and scampered off with Emma toward Regina’s.
"He was a lot of things to me" "The only conclusion was love"Meanwhile, over at Granny’s, a frenzy had formed over the free toast.
“This mob is almost as bad as when I was framed for murder,” Ruby growled. “Don’t make me change into a wolf!”“If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary wise, what is, it wouldn't be. And what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?” -- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland & Through the Looking-Glass
The Seven Dwarves were guarding the toasters with their pickaxes, but the toasters kept spewing fresh toast into the air. It was impossible for Granny to guard them all at once, so she gave the crowd what they wanted, hoping that they would soon tire of toast and order something they could pay for.
Ruby reluctantly got out the jam, butter and anything else she could find to spread on toast.
“Got any peanut butter, sister?” growled Grumpy, who was stacking up toast as fast as he could.
Greg Mendell walked into Granny’s unnoticed. Toast was flying out of toasters…that appeared to humming a merry little tune.
Tamara was right. This place is full of magic
Smirking to himself, Greg left the diner and headed to the inn to share his news.
"He was a lot of things to me" "The only conclusion was love"Suddenly pushed over the edge by Grumpy’s simple request, Ruby growled violently then suddenly morphed into her wolf form…despite the fact that it was day…and not even a full moon.
“Whoa, sister! Take it easy!” Grumpy exclaimed.
But Ruby wasn’t listening, she just started eating all the bread.
As Greg left the diner, he was nearly bowled over by Henry and Emma on their way to Regina’s. They noticed the commotion inside the diner, looked at one another, shook their heads and continued on to the Mayor’s residence. Regina was waiting for them.
“What took you so long?” she sneered at Emma. ” Hello darling,” was her warm greeting to Henry, accompanied by a hug.
Emma wondered how much to explain. “Well…I..that is…we…I mean, there were some difficulties in town today.”
“Oh, believe me, I’ve heard all about it. Remember, you can’t keep anything from me. Come this way and watch out for the floors. They’re a little slippery.”
“To the pool room.”Regina said
“I didn’t know you had a pool,” Emma replied surprised, giving Henry a ‘do you know anything about that’ look in the process. He just shrugged.
“I didn’t have one… up till this morning that was,” Demonstratively Regina opened the doors to what was formerly known as her study.. Now however it looked like a wetland menagerie of …. cleaning utensils, and the could hear a David Attenborough voice over above their heads.
“Out here on the Regina Plains we are spectators of one of the most wonderous spectacles of domestic bliss. The mating of the Scopae Vulgaris or Common Broom as they are widely known.”
(I say once we are done we mail this to Adam & Eddie and suggest they make a featurette out of it 😆 )
Emma closed the doors and shifted uncomfortably. She grabbed Henry. “Cover your eyes kid. On second thought, maybe you should go wait outside.”
Regina looked at Emma. “They are just brooms. Besides, I’m sure living in that crowded loft with your mother and father, he is well aware of the facts of life. “
“I am?” Henry said, surprised. “What facts?”
“Like I said, go outside, kid.” Emma said as she gritted her teeth.
“If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary wise, what is, it wouldn't be. And what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?” -- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland & Through the Looking-Glass
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