[TheWatcher]

Okay, my installment of the fanfic has been posted 😛 can’t wait to see where you guys take this https://oncepodcast.com/forums/topic/fanfic-once-upon-a-horrendous-confusion/page/2/#post-278066

[TheWatcher]

Hook fidgeted for a second, stumbling for an answer. He was sure the boy knew who this sheriff was… And what he had meant to his mother..
Hook gulped. “Just doing a bit of scouting for danger, mate–”
“I’m not your mate.” Henry spat the fiery words calmly. He was a feisty thing just like his mother, thought Hook.
“Sorry, mate–I mean Henry. I was just looking around, making sure there were no witches or flying teenagers about.”
“No you aren’t. You’re spying on Sheriff Graham and my mom. I can tell by your voice,” Henry peered into Hook like he was looking into his soul, past all his lies. For a second, Hook wondered if, like his mother, Henry had some kind of weird truth detecting abilities.
“Aye then,” Hook confessed. “I just wanted to meet this man, is all. See if he was in shape to continue protecting this town since he’s been dead through most of the events–”
“You’re trying to see if my mom is stil in love with him.” Henry looked back at Emma and Graham through the window and then back at Hook. A little smile slowly crept across his face. “Good. I’m glad he’s back.” Henry turned to walk away but Hook cut him off, his eyes pleading helplessly.
“Henry, look I know me and you aren’t the best of friends. I know we aren’t friends at all. Again, I want you to understand I’m not trying to replace your father aNd I’m not trying to take your mother away.”
“You don’t get it, do you? That’s exactly what your doing! You are replacing my father, you are taking my mom away! I will never accept you! You may have her tricked but not me!” Henry tried to run but Hook snagged him by the scarf with his hook.
“okay, how about I make you a deal, mate?” Said Hook. “Tomorrow. Meet me at the castle where you and and your mother used to play. If I can’t win you over by then, I promise I will leave you and your mother alone. For good.”
Henry thought about it. There was now way in heck this pirate would ever win him over and replace Neal’s place in his life. If all he had to do to get him away was go to he and Emma’s secret place, then he would do it.
“Fine!” Henry said cooly. “one day.” Hook turned the boy loose and off Henry scampered, thoughts of Neal, his mother, and himself filling his head. Hook on the other hand had thoughts of how he could fix his situation. He didn’t want to lose Emma and he was willing to do whatever it took to keep her.
Whatever it took.
Back in the diner, Emma beamed as she and Graham threw darts continuously at the board. It was something nostalgic about his return, she felt. She remembered the time when he was alive, that is before he died. How everything seemed so normal. No magic, no witchs, no mermaids, the worse she got was Regina and her antics and even that was so high school that it was laughable compared to the problems she faced now. She realized, as she and Graham packed up their things and walked toward the door preparing to leave, that not only had she missed him,but that she was glad to have him back becaus he represented something in her life. The something she had been tricked into believing she had when she lived a year in New York, when she had been engaged to Walsh, when she and Henry woke up on Saturday mornings watching cartoons and drinking cinnamon cocoa until the days end with no magical danger in sight. Graham represented just being completely normal and completely happy.
“Will I see you again?” Graham asked, snapping her back to reality.
“hmm? Oh yeah… It’s a small town after all, we’re bound to bump into each other eventually.” Emma chuckled.
“No,” Graham advanced a bit closer to her, “that’s not what I mean.” He and Emma’s lips were inches apart….getting closer….closer…
SUDDENLY…a movement in the bushes.
“what was that?” Graham asked, confused
“I don’t know,” Emma lied. She knew full well what shed seen. Tumbling over in the bushes before running off, she had seen a bulk of leather that she knew too well. Hook had been spying on them, she figured, and had run off. Great, she thought. Wishing Graham a goodnight, Emma went home, only to find Hook not there.
************* THE NEXT DAY
Henry stood at the play castle, waiting patiently for the one handed pirate to arrive.
“There you are,” Henry said as Hook appeared. “What…what happened to you?” Henry looked at Hooks clothes, it was all battered and beaten and muddy, like he’d slept in a gutter.
“Well?” Henry asked. “What’s your plan? I can tell you right now there is nothing you can do to ever make me see you as my papa and is will never—ahhh!” Hook grabbed Henry by the throat with his one good hand and lifted him into the air. Hook looked a deranged maniac who had finally slipped over the edge and his breath smelled of mixture of different alcohols other than just rum.
“Here’s the thing mate,” Killiam spat, “I’m not going to win you over! I’ve spent too many years surrounded by men of my own crew and dirty sleazy women who were only after a few pieces of gold and a big ship. And when I finally manage to find something good in my life, it’s always the men in your family who take it away from me! Baelfire! The Dark One! Pan! And now you! You think I was going to come here and kneel down on one knee and ask politely for your mothers hand! Let me give you a lesson in piracy, mate. When someone has something you want, you don’t ask for it! YOU TAKE IT!” And with one swift motion, Hook twisted Henry’s neck all around, his hooked hand slicing into jugular vein, and Henry was dead instantly.

Elsewhere in Storybrook, Emma, Snow, charming, and the darling baby Prince Neal stroked down the streets of storybrooke without a care in the world. At least for Snow and Charming. Emma on the other hand had plenty of cares to worry about. As her parents idled on about what color to paint the princes room (Snow wanted to red, gold, and blue while charming wanted silver and grey) Emma let thoughts run wild in her head?
Where was Killian? She knew he had seen her and Graham last night but it wasn’t like anything happened….. Or did it? Would something had happened? Between her and Graham? No way, not anymore, she couldn’t, thought Emma. True, she couldn’t deny she felt…something… For Graham. But she had Hook, right? And while she may have..loved Graham at one point and she and hook were… Well what were they exactly? Yes, they were “together” but Hook had admitted to LOVING Emma when they were in Neverland. For the first time since, Emma asked herself:
“Do I love Hook?”
“what’s that, Emma?” Snow asked? Emma hadn’t realized she ha muttered her thought out loud.
“Nothing.” Emma continued to think. Her hook were great together, yes, but if she really loved him…. Would she be caught so suddenly between Graham and him?
NO WAY, she thought. Not another love triangle! She had had enough with the whole childish thing with Neal and Hook, she knew it would only start again with Graham and Hook especially after Hooks little stalking thing last night. Emma, in that moment, knew what she had to do. She decided that she would tell Hook, whenever he turned up, that she needed a break right now. She wasn’t going to completely dump him and she wasn’t leaving him for Graham. She just needed time for herself and for her family, without all the romantic love. She needed to spend time with her baby brother (Emma beamed at the fact the she was now a big sister!) and she needed time for her son who hadn’t been the same since he lost his dad. Hook would have to take a backseat for now. Emma had more important things on her plate. This was her decision and there was no power on earth that would change it.
SUDDENLY, as if by magic, a powerful feeling washed over Emma. At this very moment, the moment when the very last ounce of life had escaped from Henry’s body miles away, Emma felt something so strong and so powerful she couldn’t even walk along side her parents. Stopping dead in her tracks Emma uttered one single word.
“Hook!”
“Emma, dear, could you please stop muttering and tell your father that silver and grey is not a good combination for your brother room, that he needs something more—”
“HOOK!” Emma screamed! Lust washed over her like she had never felt before. Her body was on fire. “I need to find him!! I need to find Hook!! Now!!” Emma raced off searching for the pirate. Her parents, dumbfounded as ever, jogged close behind her, wondering what the heck was going on.

Back at the play castle, Killian stared at the lifeless body of Henry. He had killed so many lost boys before that the sight of dead child didn’t mean much to him. But it was somethin about the look on Henry’s face, the blank lifeless stare, the empty eyes, the paleness of his skin, how even in death, Henry looked… Happy. As if he were having a pleasant dream. Hook looked at the boys face and saw, for the first time, what Emma must have seen when her kiss had awoken Henry from near death. Henry was something special, something extraordinary. And Hook had killed him so that he could take his mother.
“Well, well, Killian” a voice appeared behind him. “I honestly didn’t think you would do it this quickly! Horror witch laughed demonically as he kneaded down over Henry’s corpse. “We’ll a deals a deal, mate! Miss Swan is yours. From now on you will be all she thinks about, no more having to worry about that Graham fellow or anyone else. She is completely devoted to you.”
Hook stared at the troll witch with mild disgust as he poked and prodded Henry like his body was a steak. “Devoted to me?” He asked. “I know she is devoted to me. But will she love me?”
Horror witch looked at Hook with a side glance. “ehh. Love. Devotion. What’s the difference really. Point is, she’s yours and no one else’s.”
Hook had sudden clarity as he realized who he was dealing with. He couldn’t trust either of the troll witches and suddenly regretted the action he had taken in league with them. “I don’t like this,” he spoke. “Brimg the boy back. I will show him one day that I’m no trying to replace his father. Just bring the boy back now!”
Horror laughed loudly! “Brimg him back? Ha! Don’t you know by now Hook?” No magic can bring the dead back to life.”
“that’s bull, you’d brought damn near everyone back from the dead! I know you can do t! Bring him back!”
“Ahhh, but I already told you, Killian. We needed Henry out of the way so you and Emma could be together. Plus plot devisius wasn’t a fan of the lad. It’s better for ratings anyway–”
“what?”
“Nothing. Anyway, the boy is gone. If I were you, I’d enjoy your prize. Here she comes now!” Horror pointed his claw behind Hook and dissappeared in a poof of smoke just as Emma ran up and tackled hook to the ground.
“Killian!” Emma began to bite open hooks clothing, ignoring the fact that it was stained with blood.
“Ummm, mate what’s got into you?” Hook asked, flailing to be set free from her roaming tongue.
“What’s got into me? A big pirate ship! Come on Hook, show me how to sail the seven seas!”
Snow and Charming appeared and gasped at the sight!
“Emma!” Snow screamed! “This is a public place! Kids come here and– hook… Why is there blood on your clothes…?”
Hook stumbled to push Emma off and stand to his feet.
“I… Ummm …. There was a…rat… And I killed it….”
“All that blood came from a rat?” Charming raised an eyebrow. Hook stared speechless for a moment, as Emma climbed all over him, sucking on his neck for dear life.
Suddenly, a poof of purple smoke rose from the ground.
“Wheres my son?” Regina barked. She took one look at the pirate and Emma and rolled her eyes, unimpressed and unsurprised. Can’t they find somewhere else to do that, she thought. “Henry is late to his magic lesson.”
“Magic lesson?!” Charming and snow gasped.
“Yes. Magic lesson. Magic is a huge part of this family on both sides for him so I thought it was a good idea if he took lessons from my sister and I. He said he was meeting the pirate here for some foolishness–”
“Sister!” Snow almost collapsed. “Zelena… She’s back?”
“Yes. Long story. Anyway, where is my son?”
“we don’t know we haven’t seen him all day and Regina I don’t think it’s a good idea for you to just start teaching Henry magic without consulting Emma first, right Emma?” Snow called to her daughter but she was too busy sucking on Hooks hear to care.
Regina resister the urge to hurl a fire ball at the two of them right there. “I don’t need permission from her about anything. She’s already ruined my life and Henry’s and all she cares about is her amputee boyfriend, so when you find my som you tell him to meet me at Zelena’s for our lesson.” Regina poofed away.
Snow and charming exchanged a glance.
“Emma, dear,” snow called to Emma again. “Don’t you think something is a bit off?”
“The only thing that needs to be OFF are these clothes!” Emma ripped off her red leather jacket.
“Umm, no, I mean, Regina just said Henry was meeting hook here today. Yet Henry is no where to be found and hook is covered in blood…”
Emma continued to jump on Hook, who had given in to the fire building in himself and helped her remove his leather jacket, no longer caring about anything else than the woman right beside him.
Snow and Charming slowly backed away…. Not knowing what to do or what was going on.
Once the pair were distantly out of sight, Hook gave Emma one big push. Once she was off of him, Hook waved his clawed hand a shutter on energy shot through Emma, paralyzing her. Hook had just used magic….
Making sure no one was looking, Hook checked over shoulder before a poof of glittering blue smoke washed over him. When the smoke dissappeared Hook was gone and there standing in his place was none other than The Blue Fairy aka Mother Superior.
“Well that was an experience,” she said, brushing dust off her shoulders. “You can come out now Rumpel, their gone.”
Rumpel poofed in with a gust of red smoke.
He looked unsure but desperate. “Are you sure about this, Mother Superior? Do you think we can trust those witches?”
“Ofcourse not,” she said. “Those two are working for Plot Devisius. There is no telling what they have planned. But we are good for now. They think Hook complied with them so they will leave him alone.”
Rumpel wondered about his grandson… There was no way those witches wanted him dead. He was sure of it. He was sure Henry was back in their lair, revived, and being held captive. He didn’t know what they needed him for but he was sure something was up. Why else would the blue fairy come to him for a transformation spell? Why was she so desperate to give the witches what they wanted? Blue had over heard Hooks conversation with Horrorwitch the night before and had come running to Rumpel for his magical help. That is, after she’d knock Hook out, stole his clothes, and locked him in the basement of Rumpels house. Blue had made a deal with Rumpel. Transformation spell for help with his marriage. He never trusted this flying glitter-mosquito….But a deal was a deal.
“We’ll you got what you wanted, dearie” Rumpel turned to face blue, hatred rising in his face. He waved his hand and poofed Emma back to her bed as we’ll Hook (who had had memory wiped. Hop wouldn’t remember a thing and would only awaken to a love struck Emma).”so tell me what are you going to do to help me fix my standing with belle?”
Blue smiled at Rumpel and said…….

(NEXT PART GOES TO CORBIM) :p

"I could have the giant duck as my steed!" --Daniel Radcliffe
Keeper Of Tamara's Taser , Jafar's Staff, Kitsis’s Glasses , Ariel’s Tail, Dopey's Hat , Peter Pan’s Shadow, Outfit, & Pied Cloak,Red Queen's Castle, White Rabbit's Power To World Hop, Zelena's BroomStick, & ALL MAGIC

[TheWatcher]

Sorry guys that it’s taken awhile,I typed the whole thing out yesterday and then something happened (I was writing it on an iPad and then the iPad deleted half of what I wrote) so I have to do it all again!!!!!!!!!!! Dx but no worries, I had most of it saved so there’s a ray of sunshine. I think a lot of you will be upset with this installment 😛 something bad happens. But I won’t say what. It is just the beginning >:) but yeah I will try to have it uploaded by tonight when I get home. I can’t wait for you all to read this!!!

"I could have the giant duck as my steed!" --Daniel Radcliffe
Keeper Of Tamara's Taser , Jafar's Staff, Kitsis’s Glasses , Ariel’s Tail, Dopey's Hat , Peter Pan’s Shadow, Outfit, & Pied Cloak,Red Queen's Castle, White Rabbit's Power To World Hop, Zelena's BroomStick, & ALL MAGIC

[TheWatcher]

Pan is a bit of an exception, although it was mentioned on the show, that he as boy was sold to a blacksmith (one of the medieval professions connected with magic btw, can think of some story for Pan),

Really?? I dont recall that? Wow.

"I could have the giant duck as my steed!" --Daniel Radcliffe
Keeper Of Tamara's Taser , Jafar's Staff, Kitsis’s Glasses , Ariel’s Tail, Dopey's Hat , Peter Pan’s Shadow, Outfit, & Pied Cloak,Red Queen's Castle, White Rabbit's Power To World Hop, Zelena's BroomStick, & ALL MAGIC

[TheWatcher]

1×22- Land without Magic How /When did Jefferson find out about Belle? And how did he know she would mean something to Rumple?

I thought Regina told him to do it?

1×14 Dreamy- What did Belle mean when she said “I have had my heart broken enough to know when someone is reaching out.” Did she mean Rumple or someone else? And I don’t think she made that statement for in a romantic way.

I think she was referring to Rumpel

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Keeper Of Tamara's Taser , Jafar's Staff, Kitsis’s Glasses , Ariel’s Tail, Dopey's Hat , Peter Pan’s Shadow, Outfit, & Pied Cloak,Red Queen's Castle, White Rabbit's Power To World Hop, Zelena's BroomStick, & ALL MAGIC

[TheWatcher]

just checked the credits on Netflix and they show Jennifer Koenig listed as Queen of Hearts.

oh wait, yeah, sorry. Barbara did do the voice whispers of the queen though

"I could have the giant duck as my steed!" --Daniel Radcliffe
Keeper Of Tamara's Taser , Jafar's Staff, Kitsis’s Glasses , Ariel’s Tail, Dopey's Hat , Peter Pan’s Shadow, Outfit, & Pied Cloak,Red Queen's Castle, White Rabbit's Power To World Hop, Zelena's BroomStick, & ALL MAGIC

[TheWatcher]

MAYBE KRISTOFF IS MR. K 😀 he did get a new sleigh and being an ice seller probably didn’t last long in a kingdom where the queen , ya know, froze everything 😛

"I could have the giant duck as my steed!" --Daniel Radcliffe
Keeper Of Tamara's Taser , Jafar's Staff, Kitsis’s Glasses , Ariel’s Tail, Dopey's Hat , Peter Pan’s Shadow, Outfit, & Pied Cloak,Red Queen's Castle, White Rabbit's Power To World Hop, Zelena's BroomStick, & ALL MAGIC

[TheWatcher]

Watcher, I’ve been following your posts and I have to say that I love the way you think. I haven’t seen the movie yet but that sounds like such a viable theory. You are so on target about so many things. It’s almost as if you have a mirror on someone’s wall. I haven’t had much time to be on this site over the past few months. I think I am going to catch up by reading your posts first. As I said, I love the way you think.

*blushes* Well thank you for appreciating my craziness 😛

"I could have the giant duck as my steed!" --Daniel Radcliffe
Keeper Of Tamara's Taser , Jafar's Staff, Kitsis’s Glasses , Ariel’s Tail, Dopey's Hat , Peter Pan’s Shadow, Outfit, & Pied Cloak,Red Queen's Castle, White Rabbit's Power To World Hop, Zelena's BroomStick, & ALL MAGIC

[TheWatcher]

? In the Hat Trick we know that Barbara Hershey did not play the Queen of Hearts

Actually Barbara did play the queen in that episode. She even did the whispers when the queen spoke through that little horn thing 😛 Also, my thing with Anna and Cora was that I think Cora wanted her daughter and she wanted her daughter to be OBEDIENT. Regina wasn’t. So when Regina put her in Wonderland, she found a replacement. I think Cora and Ana grew very close through their magic lessons (considering Cora didn’t kill her for her half of Wonderland) so I’m very interested in seeing if they both will appear in OUAT during S4

"I could have the giant duck as my steed!" --Daniel Radcliffe
Keeper Of Tamara's Taser , Jafar's Staff, Kitsis’s Glasses , Ariel’s Tail, Dopey's Hat , Peter Pan’s Shadow, Outfit, & Pied Cloak,Red Queen's Castle, White Rabbit's Power To World Hop, Zelena's BroomStick, & ALL MAGIC

[TheWatcher]

Okay so next Chapter is mine, right? *too lazy to check* 😛 I think it is, anyway so yeah, I’m gonna try and have the new chapter out today and see where that takes us

"I could have the giant duck as my steed!" --Daniel Radcliffe
Keeper Of Tamara's Taser , Jafar's Staff, Kitsis’s Glasses , Ariel’s Tail, Dopey's Hat , Peter Pan’s Shadow, Outfit, & Pied Cloak,Red Queen's Castle, White Rabbit's Power To World Hop, Zelena's BroomStick, & ALL MAGIC

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