Really, the only reason why I don’t want August to be Pinocchio is the little boy is such a lame Disney character. And I know there’s some die heart Pinocchio fans, but compare Pinocchio to Prince Charming, Rumpelstiltskin and other grown up guys, the wooden boy is just not cool. Being the son of Rumpel is way, way cooler than being a puppet/real boy.